The "Serious Goose" -- Unisex t-shirt

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Some days you’re the silly goose. And some days, you are simply not to be trifled with. This is for those days.

Introducing the "Today I Am a Serious Goose" tee, your official uniform for when the nonsense has worn thin and you're ready to throw down. Whether you’re fighting your inner demons, legislative nonsense, or just a really bad Monday, this goose gets it. With a look that could curdle milk and fists ready to fly, it’s the perfect way to tell the world, "Not today., Karen"

Peace was never an option. Honk accordingly.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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Some days you’re the silly goose. And some days, you are simply not to be trifled with. This is for those days.

Introducing the "Today I Am a Serious Goose" tee, your official uniform for when the nonsense has worn thin and you're ready to throw down. Whether you’re fighting your inner demons, legislative nonsense, or just a really bad Monday, this goose gets it. With a look that could curdle milk and fists ready to fly, it’s the perfect way to tell the world, "Not today., Karen"

Peace was never an option. Honk accordingly.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.